Macswain

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Laura: "Stop, George."

Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.

Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he learned of the hurricane disaster.

His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George."



Heh ... it's the National Enquirer.

6 Comments:

  • Macswain: Doubtful that the story is true, at least that Laura would tell him to stop. Hell, he has drinking all along. Remember when he fell and hit his head. They gave us some shit about the Vega nerve. Hell, I think Condi and Laura are drinking with him. I bet you a dollar to a doughnut, that all his personal staff know that he is on the sauce. Rolly

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:46 PM  

  • The Enquirer writes:

    "When the levees broke in New Orleans, it apparently made him reach for a shot," said one insider. "He poured himself a Texas-sized shot of straight whiskey and tossed it back. The First Lady was shocked and shouted: "Stop George!"

    "Laura gave him an ultimatum before, 'It's Jim Beam or me.'"

    Macswain, you need to figure out who the hell this insider is. He can probably resolve a hell of a lot of the questions you raise on this blog about why that idiot does what he does.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:22 PM  

  • j andrew,

    As you can see, the blog is coming along. I've managed to attract a resident wingnut.

    By Blogger Macswain, at 1:26 PM  

  • Macswain, wingnut? Well, what are you? I picked you up from right wing sparkle. Now there is someone who can realy think. I seen most of her articles and like them all. Rolly

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:52 PM  

  • The story really strains believability--It asks us to believe that W cared enough about (or paid enough attenting to) New Orleans to drink over it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:18 AM  

  • Where's the bourbon, Biatch!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:16 AM  

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