Khalid Sheik Mohammad: "I Fathered Anna Nicole's Baby!"

While the media has oddly focused on all the things Khalid confessed to that we already knew about - being the mastermind of 9/11, participating in the guesome murder of Daniel Pearl - they have over looked all the truly amazing things this guy said.

I've picked out some of the choice ones for you:

"Glub glub glub ... gurgle gurgle."

"Waterboarding isn't isn't a violation of the Geneva convention or even 'torture.'"

"Why oh why can't we get the Democrat party into the White House?"

"David Iglesias is our man in New Mexico."

"Argghhh .... Ughh .... yearrrghhh."

"It was the Gangsta Rap made me do it."

"We love Air America!"