Bush Fills Condi's "Need;" He Is Her "Feed"

O Dub unearths this story for an early morning gag fest. Here's the gross-out 'graph:

Rice's friends insisted the attraction to Bush was platonic, but Brenda Hamberry-Green, her Palo Alto hairdresser, who had spent years commiserating with Rice over how hard it was for successful black women to find a good man, noticed a change when Rice started working for Bush. "He fills that need," Hamberry-Green decided. "Bush is her feed."

In other Condi news, the Washington Post did an expose of the State Department's failure to take advantage of hundreds of millions of dollars offered by foreign countries to assist Hurricane Katrina victims. The Post - ever digilent in protecting Condi - left Condi's name out of the piece even though she was head of the State Department at the time. Don't want anybody to think she was too bust shoe shopping to secure aid for Katrina victims, I suppose.