Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Who Gives A Fuck?

... well, other than the late night comedians.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby girl today.

I'm of the school of giving your kids names that are original but not weird original.

They named their baby Suri ... that's from the "we're just plain fucking weird" school.


  • Macswain:

    The real story here isn't the kid's name, Suri.

    The real story--indeed what's "just plain fucking weird"--is how a gay man fathered a child.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:26 AM  

  • Now that's funny.

    I've got a sick feeling that L. Ron Hubbard's sperm is somehow involved.

    By Blogger Macswain, at 9:51 AM  

  • Good point, anonymous.

    It seems stange that a hypocrite-hunter like Macswain would overlook such an obvious point. He appears only interested in pointing out the failings and/or inconsistencies of conservatives. Hollywood liberals are exempt from his poison pen analyses.

    By Anonymous get it right, at 10:26 AM  

  • I love the name Suri. It's my Mom's name. It means "democrat" in Swahili.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:13 PM  

  • it ain't Cruise's kid. Artifically knocked up. Everyone knows that Crusise is a "ham slammer". Rolly

    By Anonymous Rolly, at 1:04 PM  

  • Anonymous, you dope..there is a not a native Swahili speaker in the world that has the slightest inkly of what a "democrat" is.


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:05 PM  

  • Damn, my Mom's been lying to me all these years. Thanks for pointing that out, Rollie.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:00 PM  

  • rolly:

    2 words of advice:

    Fuck you!

    By Anonymous fuckrolly, at 9:46 PM  

  • hey rolly:

    what's and inkly?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:48 PM  

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