Monday, August 21, 2006

WTF Is Bush's Plan for Iraq?

Does anyone know? I mean, seriously, what is it?

Because right now the plan has us staying and running around like a WWF referee who misses all the dirty shit happening behind his back. Worse, we're the ref that keeps getting whacked in the head with the folding chair.

What about the other "oh-so-serious on foreign policy" politicians who enabled this misadventure.

What's McCain's plan?



  • Perhaps bush should adopt this plan for piece in Iraq:

    have rolly open up a "pocket pussy" department store over there.

    that'd keep their minds out of bomb making

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:37 PM  

  • Macswain, the plan is simple and probably won't work: But the game is attrition. The theory is if you keep letting the warring sides hammer away at each other-eventually the number of combatants will be so reduced--well.

    Rolly, Big Toe

    By Anonymous Rolly, Big Toe, at 7:59 AM  

  • Rolly:

    Two questions:

    1) what's this "Big Toe" business? you have a legal change of name?; and

    2) what the fuck's the matter with you?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:05 AM  

  • Sounds like Rolly doesn't think Bush has a clue about how to get things done in Iraq, either. If his "plan" probably won't work... doesn't that seem to indicate that we need a new plan?

    Oh, right.

    Stay the course.
    We've turned a corner.
    Stay the course.
    We've turned a corner.
    Stay the course.
    We've turned a corner.
    Stay the course.
    We've turned a corner.
    Stay the course.
    We've turned a corner.
    Stay the course.
    We've turned a corner.
    Stay the course.

    Silly me... I forgot.

    By Blogger Trish Egan & Harold Phillips, at 9:12 AM  

  • In about 50 years after hundreds of thousands, if not millions, have been "attritioned" the neoBushistas can rise up and claim victory.

    By Blogger Macswain, at 9:45 AM  

  • Trish & Harold:

    The problem is that there are only three options:

    1. Pull out and let the Iraqis settle the issue. Bush couldn't care less how many are killed, but he is not so stupid that he hasn't figured out that the potential for a terrorist haven if very real. Plus it would make him look "weak". Forget the fact, that in eyes of anyone with an I.Q. of at least three digits has already figured out that behind the facade he is a yellow little fucker.

    2. Send in more troops, but where do you get them? Only a draft would work. In spite of his campaign promises, we know he will piss backwards, but only after the mid-term election. If you are a young man, you might look for the Selective Service to start knocking on doors after November.

    3. Three is to stay the course and hope like hell they kill enough of each other over the next year, that there will both be a lack of fighters and the people themselves get disgusted with the violence.

    The problem is that the Little Babboon is trying to draw to an inside straight and his luck has run out.

    Rolly, Big Toe

    By Anonymous Rolly, Big Toe, at 9:53 AM  

  • Cameltoe,

    The people are disgusted with the violence ... and, unfortunately, they are taking the Bush path to confronting violence which is to react with more violence ... which begets more reactive violence and so on.

    By Blogger Macswain, at 11:06 AM  

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