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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Hiding Out With Hastert


Shortly after condemning the FBI's warranted search of William Jefferson's office, Republican House Speaker Hastert was seen plodding down the streets of D.C. toward his office muttering, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

Turns out, we now learn, Hastert's under investigation for putting the clamps down on a Native American tribe's casino bid shortly after receiving 26 Big Ones from a fundraiser held by Jack Abramoff (who was representing competing tribes opposed to the new proposed casino).

This also explains Hastert's recent support for "English only" legislation --- apparently he believes, under that bill, no one can legally utter quid pro quo.

1 Comments:

  • I thought Quasi-den received over $100K from Abramoff. No wonder he looks sweaty all the time.

    It also explains his unusual support of a Congressman Jefferson in the FBI office raid. Seperation of powers my ass, Hastert is scared shitless of what they may find in his office if, and it's a big if, someone with a warrent comes thru his door.

    By Anonymous ykwhia, at 10:43 PM  

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